function displayBlurb() {

  var blurbText = new Array();

  blurbText[0] = "Nothing fills a publisher<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; with dread like 200 pages<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; of lined paper..."
  blurbText[1] = "Wait a minute, didn't<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you become a writer to AVOID<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; the office...?"
  blurbText[2] = "Stephen King doesn't need to<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; worry about designing galleys or<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; figuring out eBook encryption..."
  blurbText[3] = "Self-publishing doesn't<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; have to be a<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; full-time job..."
  blurbText[4] = "Step 1: Write<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Step 2: Edit<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; Step 3 ...?"
  blurbText[5] = "The difference between a chapbook<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and a bestseller is more<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; than a couple staples..."
  blurbText[6] = "Publishing was<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; supposed to be<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; the easy part..."
  blurbText[7] = "Face it, it's a long way<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; from your desk drawer<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; to the bookstore window..."
  blurbText[8] = "Stop flinching when people<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ask you whatever happened to<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; that novel you were writing..."
  blurbText[9] = "If they know your<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; name at Kinko's,<BR />&nbsp; &nbsp; you probably need the Manuscript Studio..."

  document.write('<P CLASS="blurbText"><I>');
  document.write(blurbText[parseInt(Math.random() * 10)]);
  document.write('</I></P>');

}